ThirdEmpire

Age/Gender: 39, Male
Location: New York City

I made it far on the road to power. I only found out because a friend of mine told me

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Score: 9
Animator vs. Animation II

"I hope there's a third coming."

date: March 20, 2007

If A vs A 1 was great, this movie nearly triples it. The name 'Chosen One' reminds me of the movie 'Kung-POW'.

You really have me on my ass begging for more.

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Score: 9
NG Assassin Ep3

"I never saw shit like this."

submission: NG Assassin Ep3
date: September 12, 2006

Now I need to learn how to spin my arms so fast. ( I can tell you did the "Tom's Spinning Arms" movements frame by frame. Now go beat yourself to life with an elongated leek.

If you ever make another one, and it is good like this one, I'll be giving a five instead of a four.

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Score: 9
NG Assassin

"Weird."

submission: NG Assassin
date: September 4, 2006

I noticed that Wade is blinking while the Assassin smashes his face in... That was he funny part.

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Score: 10
Pokémon: Unseen Episode

"Wow."

date: April 23, 2006

This is one of a kind flash. Frst of all, no crappy animations. The whole of the flash was great. To those kids who hate seeing flash movies about Poke'mon getting beaten up and killed, just don't watch the flash, and Do Not give a bad review. Just walk away from it, or give a bad review and be called a cunt or a dickface by the owner. We don't need pointless whining from nine-year olds aout their favorite cartoon character being killed. It's only a flash movie. And some of you whiners can't even make flash movies( I know Idont have flash movies either, BUT I don't whine over other people's cartoons like that.) Seriously who hires you guys? Heck, who produces you guys because as far as critisism goes, your correcting SUCKS! D@mn, every flash movie always gets a " This flash sux" from someone who barely knows how to make a flash movie. I don't use flash, but I don't whine useless racism to others. I give a decent explanation on what they CAN do better on.

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Score: 4
Causography

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submission: Causography
date: April 8, 2006

It was really just a mediocre flash. Average flash. I didnt see much in it. Just some blue blob flying into what looked like red people. It didnt have any story to it. I dont even know why they hate blue blob.

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Score: 7
Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

"Overall Good."

date: March 11, 2006

I even noticed that the time at the bottom follows the exact time on my own computer. How many people add that feature? So, good job.

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Score: 9
REAL Mushroom Kingdom 6

"..."

date: January 28, 2006

That movie was by far the strangest, funniest, horny movie I ever saw. Glad I'm not an Eskimo.And Mario roaring that way...Damn, I wonder why nobody used that in any other Mario parodies. I mean, he could scare off rabid Yoshis with that.

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Score: 8
The Enemy Above

"Not The Most Original Movie."

submission: The Enemy Above
date: January 23, 2006

It was still very good. I mean, the end, where Wario and DK come in, is an obvious Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope copy. Yet it was still good. The plane war, it all seems like you have played Battlefield 1942, and played the Battle of Britain level, where it is all one large plane war. Can you tell me anything about the last 2 episodes and their settings?( And what new characters that havent been introduced yet going to be in the last 2 movies?)

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Score: 8
Unclassified Specimen

"Makes up a good nuclear war thing."

date: January 22, 2006

That was something of a movie. Was that slime, or was it nuclear waste? ( The flash movie reminds me of Beach of the Dead 2: BioHazard) And I have seen all of your movies with you fighting Bowser's army( answering previous reviewer's question of Julius von Brunk being a Mario character. No, Julius von Brunk is himself.) And how did the three guys morph together in that nuclear waste? I guess it is called one huge imagination. I also want to know, will there be a final episode with the Mushroom army/airforce/navy on his doorstep?

Author's Response:

To answer your question, yes, there will be a grand finale in which Bowser's fortress is overrun by The Mushroom Kingdom. Stay tuned for two last episodes!

Oh yeah, the green slime was my way of following the unwritten sci-fi code: Green sludge always gives people super powers.

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Score: 9
The Desert Faux

"I do hope you make more movies."

submission: The Desert Faux
date: January 21, 2006

Out of many Mario parodies based on wars, this was a really good one. The desert fighting reminds me of El Alamein and Gazala- 2 areas of WWII. The next one with sea-side fighting, I know it is going to be good. ( In SeaSide warefare, make sure to add this huge ship, I mean HUGE, in and break in a raiding party aboard it, and sink it.)

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